Snips and snails and puppy dog tails of course!
I have stated this before, but my little boys are boys to the core. Case in point:
While eating lunch one day, we heard a helicopter fly overhead. Matthew's eyes got really big and I thought he was going to say something about the cool sound he had just heard. What did he say instead, you ask?
"Wow, that sounded like a giant toot!"
Ryan started laughing and almost spit out his sandwich. This caused more giggling by Matthew and Zach and even more references to giant toots. I wonder what sound an airplane makes?
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
What are little boys made of?
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Sunday, March 14, 2010
Zach Attack



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Sunday, March 7, 2010
Bedtime Rules
Translation: "Bedtime is this time 7:60 Matthew" The shear brilliance behind this note, intended or not, left us laughing and in awe. What kid figures out that 7:60 will never happen.
(Matthew, Ryan, Zach, and Mom reading stories before bedtime)
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Sunday, February 21, 2010
The Adventures of Matt-Man and Ryan - Episode 2
Episode 2: Kitchen Caper
Mom: Okay boys. I'm going to get ready for the day. I'll be done before your show is finished.
Matthew and Ryan: Okay mom.
*Poof* The boys turn into Matt-man and his mischievous side-kick Ryan
Matt-man: Hey Ryan, I need a snack.
Ryan: Me too.
M: Let's go see what there is.
R: Okay.
On the way to the cupboard....
M: Look, there's mom's spice rack on the counter. I wonder what would happen if we opened some of the containers.
R: I don't know. Let's try. Wow, look at all of this stuff all over the counter. It sure is green.
M: Yeah, and it smells funny too.
Mommy, just back from getting ready (which was only a few minutes, might I remind you)
What are you boys up to?
Boys: AAAAHHHHH, it's Mom!
Later that day...
Matthew: Mom, I really like painting.
Mom: I'm glad you do.
Ryan: Me too.
Mom: Good. I need to go switch the laundry. I'll be right back.
Mom heads to the laundry room. The door sometimes closes behind her, but that has not been a problem in the past. A perfect for opportunity for *DUN DUN DUN* Matt-man and Ryan!
Ryan: Hey Matthew, I can paint on my arm, look!
Matt-man: That's cool. Let me try.
Ryan: Look at all of these colors.
Matt-man: Yeah, skin makes a great canvas.
Mom hasn't heard much because the door is closed and the dryer had started as another load was being put into the washer. She opens the door to find...
Mom: Boys! Why is there paint on your bodies?
Boys: AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
Clean-up Time



p.s. Things mommy has learned in the past couple of days:
1. No more telling the boys where I am going. It's got to be done in stealth or else they know they have a chance to morph into their devious selves.
2. Keep laundry door open at all times.
3. Boys must be separated while having a snack or doing an art project.
4. Never wonder where they come up with their antics. It makes my head hurt.
5. Not a lesson learned but just a reaffirmation - I love my boys!
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Tuesday, February 16, 2010
The Adventures of Matt-man and Ryan - Episode 1
Episode 1: Shower Shenanigans
Mom: Okay boys. I need to go upstairs to cook dinner. Are you going to stay down here and play with Legos?
Matthew and Ryan: Yes mom.
Mom: Okay. Have fun. I'll come and check on you in few minutes.
*Poof* The boys change into Matt-man and Ryan, doers of mischief and co-conspirators of diabolical plots.
M: Hey Ryan. Don't you think it would be fun to play in the shower?
R: Yeah! Let's go! And let's bring our toy lawnmower inside. That would be fun.
M: Okay!
R: How do we turn this thing on?
M: I think we need to turn the knob. There we go.
R: The lawnmower is getting really wet.
M: Yeah. So are our clothes. We should probably take them off.
Meanwhile upstairs, the mommy radar goes off in full force. She rushes downstairs to find it empty and hears two giggling little boys in the bathroom. She runs to open the door....
M & R: AAAAAHHHHH!!!! IT'S MOM!!
Mom: What are you doing? Why is the lawnmower in the shower? Why are your clothes wet? And where are your pants?
Will Matt-man and Ryan escape Mom's wrath and live to play another day? Stay tuned for our next episode.
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