Dr. Matthew

Matthew wanted a snack the other day and brought out some saltine crackers. I told him that he needed to think of something else.
"But Mom" (a very common phrase these days) "I want to eat these."
"Why?"
"Because I think I'm getting sick."
"You're not getting sick silly. Let's find something else."
"I am getting sick and these will help me get better. See, they have Vitamin C," he says, pointing to the box.
And sure enough, they do. As in C. For Cracker.